- Seven year old who can speak, 'Oink poink, shink pank!' confidently.
- Audience with sense of humor.
- Blindfold seven year old brat. Hold him (/her) in your lap.
- Ask someone from the audience to hold any object in front of the blindfolded brat.
- Ask the brat to tell you what the object is in Chinese.
- 'Oink poink, shink pank!' the brat will announce.
- 'The magician tells me that the lady is holding an orange handkerchief in her hand, in Chinese.' you announce.
- Remove the blindfold. See how happy and surprised your Chinese Magician feels when he sees the orange handkerchief.