The title of this post is making me laugh.
Actually, a minute ago, I was in a state of tears. Not for the mobile phone I lost. But for the way it said goodbye.
First, I cant accept the cheque I am supposed to take home, because of some clerks stupidity in spelling my name incorrectly.
Then I have a tiff on the phone with a friend I am supposed to meet for lunch. She is giving me directions to get to her house and she tells me names of every single shop, every bump (there is one gentle speed breaker, then one giant one) on the way. If I go from this direction, I have to turn left, if not, then from right. At this point, I stop scribbling furiously, and say,
'Look darling, all this info is mind blowing. I will just call you if I cant find it.'
'No, please don't call me. I am making kulfis for us.'
'Kulfi? But how will it freeze so soon?'
'Its a special recipe. It will freeze.'
I cannot believe this. She continues with the million directions. In response, I bang the phone on her. ( I switch it off with a vehemence.) And that is the last I time I use my phone.
All I remember is an auto ride where I am resolving not to eat her kulfi.
It is not just men who have problems with women.
Unfortunately, I did not need to call her, her directions had stuck in my mind. Needless to add, I forgot the cell in the auto.
I know not if there is a moral to this story, but I do feel like saying sorry to my phone. I took it for granted and it left me high and dry.
Thank you, phone. You are so beautiful and blue. May you find a better owner.