'Who do I remind you of? Sushmita or Aishwarya?' wife asks hubby.
'You remind me of Nutan.' he says.
'What! But Nutan's ancient! wife wails.
'No, I meant the Nutan of Mother India.' hubby says.
'There was no Nutan in Mother India. There was Nargis. I remind you of Nargis?'
Now hubby is even more scared.
'No, you remind me of Madhubala.'
'Oh I see. Which movie did Madhubala act in?'
'That I don't remember.' he finally stops lying.
'Do you remember my face at least?'
'Oh yes I do. How to forget ones most intimate enemy?'