A vain wife and a petrified husband

'Who do I remind you of? Sushmita or Aishwarya?' wife asks hubby.

'You remind me of Nutan.' he says.

'What! But Nutan's ancient! wife wails.

'No, I meant the Nutan of Mother India.' hubby says.

'There was no Nutan in Mother India. There was Nargis. I remind you of Nargis?'

Now hubby is even more scared.

'No, you remind me of Madhubala.'

'Oh I see. Which movie did Madhubala act in?'

'That I don't remember.' he finally stops lying.

'Do you remember my face at least?'

'Oh yes I do. How to forget ones most intimate enemy?'